Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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