Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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