Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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