So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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