There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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