I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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