garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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