I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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