I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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