Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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