im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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