Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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