thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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