we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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