matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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