sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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