Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
