we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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