because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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