I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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