I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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