nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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