Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
the liver wants what the liver wants
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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