So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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