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(586): View more from Michigan

Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo

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(530): View more from California

you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"

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(605): View more from South Dakota

After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?

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(816): View more from Missouri

I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!

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