This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I need mimosas to revive my soul
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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