when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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