Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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