Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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