he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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