How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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