Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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