so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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