YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Randomize
