I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Come see our sink grown plant.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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