3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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