did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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