So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Randomize
