I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
well I can't set my house on fire every night
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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