Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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