Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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