so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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