Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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