So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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