I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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