I want to walk on stilts...naked
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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