Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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