The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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