im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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