having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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